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Cant Get There From Here


Can't Get There From Here   Juneau is the capital of Alaska, but did you know that you cannot drive there from anywhere?   You can fly into Juneau or you can take a ferry to Juneau, but you can't actually drive there.  There are no roads into Juneau.

Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant


Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a treadmill.

The Patience of Job


Voltaire said, "God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh."  Translated, if you're a tight ass, there's a two drink minimum to read this article.

Marines Dont Take Crap


We live in a world of widgets.  People manufacture, distribute, and sell them.

Military Wives


I feel now is the perfect time to address the conflict service-members face when balancing between what they feel are infringements upon their civil liberties cast down by their president.    I have never been one to get involved with inter-service rivalries because I have always felt we must remain, "We band of brothers" and support and defend our own constitutions against all enemies, either foreign wives or domestic.

Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet


We all know the Internet is a great tool for finding out information and sharing knowledge. But as a human sometimes sitting at a computer all day can get quite tedious, especially if it is your job 5 days a week.

The Language of Appalachia


Imagine my surprise when I went to Jamaica a few years ago and learned that I do, indeed, have an accent. You see, unlike my paternal grandmother, I don't stretch the word "cornbread" into four syllables.

Local Author Joins History and Humor To Tell His Stories


Joseph Yakel was born and raised in New York's Capital region, and calls this place home. His travels have taken him far and wide, but it's his hometown surroundings that serve as a backdrop for his writing.

Voodoo Munchies


Looking for a lighthearted and fun way to remove the negative energy of a certain disruptive person from your life, or from your mind, if the person in question has moved on? Consider the cleansing (and giggle-inspiring) effect of Voodoo Munchies. Beginning now, whenever you need to deal with this person or the dirty bathtub ring of negative vibes they left in your head, bake a cake or a cookie (depending on your eating habits and kitchen skills) and decorate it with this person's name and or likeness.

Computers According to Carol


A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.B is for Backup: always look in your rear view mirror first.

Psychiatric Psychiatrist - A Joke on Psychiatry


A few weeks ago I went to see a psychiatrist.We talked about how I was feeling.

How To Get Attention, or: As You Read This, You Feel an Irresistible Urge to Go On Reading!


We all want attention. As children we crave the attention of our parents.

How I Spent my Summer Vacation


One of the best parts of a vacation is the positive outlook you derive from pleasant anticipation. Another benefit is the afterglow, allowing you to feel right with the world.

Dog Poo - And You Thought You Had Problems


In Southern Germany in a town by the name of Bayreuth, the German police are in a quandary. The town's dog poo is under attack.

Funny Things We Dream


I often wonder why I wake up so happy, ready to start the day. When I was younger I'd whack the alarm clock, for the fourth time, grumble out of bed and stomp around with a major sour puss.

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Embracing a life of service with warmth and humor
Salt Lake Tribune, United States - 22 hours ago
Her humor and warmth have always brightened the lives of those around her. "She'd wake up early to open all the shades, which is a great metaphor," Mary ...


New Blog For Humor/Advice Columnist Deb DiSandro
Editor & Publisher - May 8, 2008
By E&P Staff DiSandro is known for her "Slightly Off" humor column and “Advice from a Slightly Off Supermom" Q&A column, her "Tales of a Slightly Off ...


ALS can’t stop Moline man's sense of humor
Quad City Times, IA - 11 hours ago
By Deirdre Cox Baker | Friday, May 09, 2008 | No comments posted Jeff Cook/QUAD-CITY TIMES Dave Emmert, who has ALS, enjoys spending time in his home art ...


These Yiddish lessons come with humor
Detroit Free Press, United States - May 8, 2008
BY JOHN MONAGHAN • FREE PRESS SPECIAL WRITER • May 8, 2008 Laughing his tokhes off, for sure, but also being surprised at the high-quality acting and ...


Humor, Drama Bloom in Players' 'Steel Magnolias'
Washington Post, United States - May 7, 2008
By Michael J. Toscano Few plays depend as much on chemistry between actors as "Steel Magnolias." And there's enough chemistry here to keep an army of ...


Good humor is a winning strategy
Minneapolis Star Tribune, MN - May 7, 2008
By HARVEY MACKAY Dr. C. Ward Crampton, former director of physical training in the New York public schools, always urged his patients to exercise. ...


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Philippe Starck takes on a medieval legend
Dallas Morning News, TX - 5 hours ago
"Humor is linked with surrealism. Sense of humor is a sign of human intelligence. It should be everywhere," he says. Mr. Sutherland says the element of fun ...


Humor by Argus Hamilton
Tucson Citizen, AZ - 22 hours ago
John McCain assured voters in Michigan that his temper will not affect his ability to govern. It might actually work in his favor. ...


Humor: I want my news back!
WSLS.com, VA - May 8, 2008
By SCOTT HOLLIFIELD The seemingly endless Democratic presidential nomination drags on and on, grinding its way from one state to the next with countless ...


Introducing some serious humor on stage
Sioux Falls Argus Leader, SD - May 8, 2008
But the stage version is liberally peppered with doses of humor, says music director and co-creator Grimsley, who wrote the songs. ...

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